thecouscousqueen:

if gyms provided cats i would go to gyms

THIS. This is why I need a cat.

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I am not having a good derby self-esteem…month, really.

Balls to all of these emotion things.

talkingandsleepless:

shalrath:

requested rebloggable

omg

imremembering:

via girlsofthe80s

Why can’t I wear a tutu over capri shorts in public anymore?  Man, I sorta even miss the 80’s.

better-humans:

mbulsht:

brodoyouevenswift:

Okay, so I just found out that Archer has an unaired “original pilot” where they replaced Archer…with A FUCKING RAPTOR. The episode has the exact same plot as the first episode, but he’s a raptor. He doesn’t talk, he just makes raptor noises throughout the episode. It just might be singlehandedly best thing I’ve ever seen.

Edit: Since some of you reblogging this have mentioned finding it, you can see it here

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

JOE. JOE LOOK.

Whut

joannajinxed:

mishasminions:

clovesroses:

mymindinaclusterfuck:

OH MY GOD IT ACTUALLY PREPARED ITSELF AND TRIED AND EVERYTHING OH MY GODS.

this is relevant to everything in my life

WHEN YOU TRY YOUR BEST BUT YOU DON’T SUCCEED

So, this is me attempting new skating skills!

Who distilled my entire life into a .gif?

reasonstobefit:

submitted by katexmachina 

I get tired of how relentlessly physical my job is…but I also know I’ve only got another 10, 15 years where I’m really capable of doing the work, so I’ll enjoy it while I can.

rollerderp:

littlebookthings:

Submission courtesy of magicdivergentgames

This is pretty much why I am terrified of reading The Fault in Our Stars.

QFT

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